Welcoming, Welkommen, Vomitcoming...Watch out!

Weary traveller. Shake dry those HTML sodden soles and dust all those little .coms from your hair for in your search for 'X-rated Hot Ladiees Boys' and 'Dogs, Dogs, Dogs.com' you have stumbled upon The Rubber Pasty Sea. Wipe yer feet before you enter...

The Rule of the Sea

Grittings. For those of us lumbered with a non-practical mind this is the home of The Rubber Pasty Sea. Open to all of any nationality and religious prejudice who may ask what the hell is a Rubber Pasty Sea. That answer will become clear in the fullness of time, but for now the simplest explanation is that this is a repository for ideas, views, literature, dross and any other bits and pieces I care to clog up the internet with. Another thing to keep in mind is that this site should be considered as a 'See' above all else.

Words of Admission

In my ongoing attempts to win the 'Capitalist Lackey Boy of the Year' contest two months running there has been space allotted for several advertisers to display their wares on this here website so there is. Pick and choose your way through this electric wonderland of items of your choice as you meander between sites. Don't mind me. I mean if this site was a petrol station, it would be one out in the mud flats of Idaho and run by a couple of Hill-Billies with a dog called Cheese Crackers who at weekends dresses up in a brown cotton dress with own sequins and the whole ensemble is just so a bad look and.../